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Featured Toy - No Tear Toilet Paper
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Uh, we can testify to the fact that this stuff really works. I don't know, do you think it was tacky to put it in the guest bathroom over the Christmas holidays when all the family came in from out of town to stay at our house? BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Who needs one of those cheesy, bourgeouis Talking 8 Balls when instead you can regale friends and family with your very own Sarcastic Ball! Come to think of it, with something like this, which answers your earnest inquiries with replies such as, "In Your Dreams!" and "Yeah RIGHT," not to mention a personal favorite, "Yeah, and I'm the Pope!" -- your teenage daughter may be out of a job as well.
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It isn't possible that there is a keychain out there cooler than this one, the only official (that we know of) Mr. T. talking keychain. Yes, it's Mr. T. And yes, it TALKS. Uh-huh. And I do believe Mr. T. pities the fool who doesn't buy his talking keychain!!!!!
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Do you really need an explanation to understand how this keychain works? This could save you hundreds of dollars of medical bills for sprained fingers if this happens to be one of your favorite jokes. Makes several delightfully different farting noises, and would be perfect for a spare house key (imagine the look on your neighbor or family member's face when you hand it over) or maybe for your car key when you drop it off at the dealership for service. Oh yes, think of the respect you will command with your very own Pull My Finger keychain!
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HEY. A little truth in advertising, please! This isn't actually a squirting toilet SEAT, but that's what they call it. Huh. In reality it's a little thingie (yes, thingie, let's use the technical term here) that makes your toilet seat squirt water on an unsuspecting friend, relative, or mother-in-law. To quote the packaging, one's fanny will be hit with a "fine squirt of water". Is there any other kind?
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It's the Game of Life, Spongebob-style! You know, I am not sure what it is about the Game of Life that kids find so appealing, but they do love to play it. Maybe it's because you get to "play" at doing grown-up things like going to college, getting a job, paying bills, etc., but without the stress, hassle, and responsibility of doing them for real! At any rate, the marriage of the Game of Life and the characters from the Spongebob Squarepants cartoon show would seem to be a match made in heaven. Both of my kids love Spongebob, and honestly, I'm rather fond of the spongy yella fella myself. But you know what? Save your money for the real Game of Life. This Spongebob version just isn't very interesting. There aren't as many options as the original Game of Life, like having children, etc., and unlike other versions where you can steal other people's careers (and salaries!) in this one you basically pick your career and that is it. My children aged 10 and 12 found this game quite boring, frankly, which surprised me a little since they were so excited to get it. And they love the original Game of Life, plus several of the other alternate versions. But this one just doesn't quite cut the mustard. On the good side, I think it would be a good alternative for younger children, as long as there is someone there who can do the reading for them. The game was shorter, and less complicated than the other versions we have played, which wasn't great for myself and my older children, but might be perfect for the younger set (maybe ages 6-8?)
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