A door-to-door vacuum salesman went to the first house in his new territory. He knocked and a lady opened the door. Before she had a chance to say anything, he ran inside and dumped a bag of horse manure all over the carpet. "Lady," He said, "if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders to clean up that horse manure, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She replied, "Do you want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
