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Featured Joke - Government Loan

When a little boy desperately needed 100 dollars to buy a present, his mother suggested that he pray for it.  So he wrote to God asking for the money.  The Post Office intercepted the letter and forwarded it to the President, who was so touched by the request that he instructed his secretary to send the boy 5 dollars.

On receiving the money, the boy wrote back:  "Dear God, Thank you very much for sending me the money.  I noticed that you had to send it through Washington.  As usual, those thieving bastards deducted 95 dollars."



From:
The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs
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"How would we get there?" asked the other.

"On the London Underground, of course."

"What, and get packed in like commuters?!"

Elephant Memory

An elephant was drinking from a river one day when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log.  Without any warning, he went over and kicked the turtle right across to the other side of the river.

"Why did you do that?" asked a passing zebra.

"Because," said the elephant, "I recognized it as the same turtle that nipped me on the trunk 44 years ago."

"Wow!" exclaimed the zebra.  "What a memory!"

"Yes," said the elephant.  "Turtle recall."
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