People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals spokesmodels such as Pamela Anderson, Melissa Ethridge, and actress Dominique Swain have all appeared nude in ads for the organization. Which is all part of PETA's plan to ensure that people viewing the posters would have no recollection as to what the advertisements were actually for. -- Jon Stewart

From: The Funny Pages
By: Judy Brown

Odd Salesman Diet

A door-to-door vacuum salesman went to the first house in his new territory. He knocked and a lady opened the door. Before she had a chance to say anything, he ran inside and dumped a bag of horse manure all over the carpet. "Lady," He said, "if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders to clean up that horse manure, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She replied, "Do you want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

From: The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
By: H. Aaron Cohl

Getting Into A Good Book

"So tell me, Ms. Harris," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?"
"Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories published in national magazines, and I finished a novel."
"Very impressive," he commented, "but I was thinking of skills you could apply during office hours."
The applicant explained brightly, "Oh, that was during office hours."

From: The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
By: H. Aaron Cohl

Business Ethics...oxymoron?

A Businessman decided it was time to give his daughter, a recent business school graduate, a little lecture. "In business, ethics are very important, he began. "Say, for instance, that a client comes in and settles his account with a hundred-dollar bill. After he leaves, you notice a second hundred dollar bill stuck to the first one. Immediately you are presented with an ethical dilemma. . .." The businessman paused for dramatic effect. "Should you tell your partner?"

From: The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
By: H. Aaron Cohl

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