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From:
The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
By: H. Aaron Cohl

A professor was removing parts of a dead man's body before a class full of medical students.  "This is the heart, this is the liver, this is the kidney..."

"What's he doing?" asked a latecomer.

"Sssh.  He's giving an organ recital."

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

A graduate with a science degree asks: "Why does it work?"
A graduate with an engineering degree asks:  "How does it work?"
A graduate with an accounting degree asks:  "How much will it cost?"
A graduate with an arts degree asks:  "Do you want fries with that?"

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

After almost twenty years of teaching kindergarten, Miss Groden had composed a note which she had each child carry home at the end of the first week of school. It read, "Dear Parents--if you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he or she says happens at home."

From: The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
By: H. Aaron Cohl