Communism: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government, and then
the government sells you some of the milk.
Socialism: If you have two cows,
you give both cows to the government, and then the government gives you some of
the milk.
Naziism: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes
both cows.
Facism: If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give the
government half the milk.
New Dealism: If you have two cows, you kill one,
milk the other and pour the milk down the drain.
Capitalism: If you have two
cows, you sell one cow and buy a bull.
