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Featured Joke - Birthday Candle Bonfire

You know you're getting old when the heat from the candles on the birthday cake keeps you from getting close enough to blow them out.

From:
The Friar's Club Encyclopedia of Jokes
By: H. Aaron Cohl

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Ho Ho Ho!

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

Bunnies

What do you have if you have 20 rabbits all in a row and they all back up one step?

A receding hare-line.

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

Surely You Jest

What do you call an unemployed jester?

Nobody's fool.

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

Dental Medication

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

Eskimos

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids.

From: The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs

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