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Scary Monsters

What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A pool table.



From:
The Mammoth Book of Humor
By: Geoff Tibballs
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Ballerinas are always on their toes.  Why don't they just get taller ballerinas? - Steven Wright
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A bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancee free.
BabySitting
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Assassination
Assassinationg is the extreme form of censorship. -George Bernard Shaw
Archaeology
An archaeologist is someone whose life is in ruins.
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